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  2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.

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• I agree Cum_Dumpster (what a name). His parents are scary nice. Like, "the witch from Hansel and Gretel" kind of nice. They'll probably eat you.

  Submitted by maskedman on Mar 25, 10 at 11:30am

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• Uhh or they could just have nice parents. I highly doubt meth has anything to do with it. Hmmm

  Submitted by hahaaaaa12345 on Mar 25, 10 at 2:21pm

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• I don't understand that he says went back to "his" place as if it was his friends, rather than "my" place then said I lied, living at home doesn't suck? He loses in my book

  Submitted by Cist on Mar 25, 10 at 1:04pm

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• The parents want ro have a threesome with you after they heard you squealing and grunting like a pig while riding your boy's cock. See? Being an amoral whore pays off.

  Submitted by buberto on Mar 25, 10 at 3:10pm

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• This seems like the start of one of those psychopathic murdererous-cannibalistic family horror movies. Don't go back, they will kill/eat you after you have his babies!

  Submitted by Indestructible on Mar 25, 10 at 2:58pm

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• The parent are all banged up on meth- No dought....Washing cars and shit....Wack....

  Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Mar 25, 10 at 11:15am

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• They want you to marry him and take him away

  Submitted by honey on Mar 25, 10 at 2:23pm

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• I had pancakes this afternoon. Silver dollar pancakes.

  Submitted by  on May 19, 12 at 6:58pm

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