Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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