Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
