He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
I am one with the molecules
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
