ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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