Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
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