I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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