Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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