i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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