you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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