Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Randomize