giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Damn victory sex feels great
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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