Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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