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Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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