Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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