She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
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