i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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