Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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