Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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