We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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