the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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