Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
A bitchslap is in order.
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