Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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