Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think your dad took our porno
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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