I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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