Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
i drank out of a bidet.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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