Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
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