I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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