I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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