I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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