He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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