Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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