he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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