ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
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it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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