I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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