Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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