The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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