what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
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