Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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