we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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