I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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