dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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