Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I could fuck to npr.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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