There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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