we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
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