No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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