There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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