Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
they call him Oral-B. enough said
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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