she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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