She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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