Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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