Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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