But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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