I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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