ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
This beer is not sobering me up at all
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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