"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
They took my balls.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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