Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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